the reason girls like muscular guys: he’s ideal for protecting you and your children, and if he does a poor job and you decide to eat him, he has the most meaty body type.
this is the motivational quote that made my day.
you call those types of guys ‘beefcakes.’ i’m not kidding. it is has it’s own wikipedia page.
(via jaesama)
harry what the fuck did u eat how come you can get this tall
he drank his milk like a good little boy lol
some of u are way too attractive to be on this website wtf
why thank you lol
(via typicallyjustme)
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Reblog this you little shits.
Always reblog.
(via insanitystragedy)